Quotes

Some Quotes:-
Guy: Wake up, or the kitty gets it
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Sean Lock: Banana plants, whatever they're called, walk.
Stephen Fry: [looking off-stage] Nurse, nurse, he's out of bed again.
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Alan Davies: [after being informed that Earth has a second moon called "Cruithne", which was discovered in 1993] So why wasn't there a song called "Blue Cruithne"?
Stephen Fry: Because it was discovered in NINETEEN-NINETY-FUCKING-THREE.